Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat these quips hit the internet....

• “I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.
• Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?
• Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
• Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way
• Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....I still have a bit between my teeth.
• A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco; her condition is said to be stable.
• Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
• "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"
• Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
• Said to the missus these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.
• To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
• A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'
• I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
• These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. agggghhh NO! NO NO NO!